June 2012
5 posts
seriously though i’m a strong lady whether i’m weeping into my ice cream or punching your stupid dick off
you don’t get to decide that from your ivory penis tower of strength
Hard core soft porn.: I adopted a cat today :) →
lovefilthywhores:
My girlfriend is moving 2,000 miles across the country to be with me. She lives in Oregon and I live in Texas. Since she is moving here I know she won’t know to many people at first so I went to a pet shop and bought her two bunnies to keep her company. Well those bunnies are devil nightmare…
I love you so much baby (: you don’t even know.
May 2012
217 posts
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
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Why do my parents always nag at me about stuff?
Parents: Get off of the computer Andrew.
Parents: Clean your room Andrew.
Parents: Wash the dishes Andrew.
Parents: Stop smoking meth Andrew.
Lmfao
Damn it Andrew this is why we can't have nice things
thefluffypotato:
tltty:
its 2012 can everyone stop quoting mean girls
she doesn’t even go here .
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