seriously though i’m a strong lady whether i’m weeping into my ice cream or punching your stupid dick off
you don’t get to decide that from your ivory penis tower of strength
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Get it Dora
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Hard core soft porn.: I adopted a cat today :) -
My girlfriend is moving 2,000 miles across the country to be with me. She lives in Oregon and I live in Texas. Since she is moving here I know she won’t know to many people at first so I went to a pet shop and bought her two bunnies to keep her company. Well those bunnies are devil nightmare…
I love you so much baby (: you don’t even know.
did you try scraping the burnt parts off
did you try turning it off and on
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Honestly, one of my favourite curses after cunt.
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look at this precious thing
fucking look at it
and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back
When good bunnies go bad.
reblogging for commentary.
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No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
Go, Samantha, go!
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Isn’t she beautiful?
aw:’)
luv u tew.
please
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